It’s a cold world.
Send some not-so-subtle shade this Valentine’s Day with the only gift appropriate for your trash ex — a dumpster. Yes, you read that right. Sweet revenge is finally within your grasp thanks to the sympathetic — or perhaps diabolical — souls over at Hotels.com.
Here’s the good news. Starting now through Feb. 12, visitors to the site can unload on why their “trashtastic” former love deserves a day in the dumpster, while also describing their own dream stay as a reward for surviving such toxicity.
You’ll receive a booking confirmation email for your ex’s V-Day Dumpster Stay in addition to a chance to win one of 15, $300 Hotels.com gift cards for your own suite upgrade.
Now for the bad news. The booking confirmation is only symbolic and your ex won’t actually be relegated to the dumpster, mainly because it’s probably illegal. But you will have the satisfaction of celebrating your triumph from your plush, luxury accommodations. Petty level: expert.
And that’s what you call closure.
“If there are two truths on which we can all agree, it’s that we have a terrible ex who should be left in the past, and travel is always one of the best forms of self-love,” said Jennifer Dohm, Head of PR and Communications for Hotels.com, North America. “That’s why Hotels.com is rewarding travelers looking for a way to move on and move up from their former flames this year with this one-of-a-kind Valentine’s Day offer.”
Find everything you need to know about this once in a lifetime opportunity here.